1 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,917 GRANDMA: Eighty-two. 2 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,419 Would have been 83 come Valentine's Day. 3 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:10,171 Were either of you with him when he died? 4 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:12,049 - BOTH: No. - No? 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,176 I came in to see if he needed anything, 6 00:00:15,177 --> 00:00:17,387 but he had already passed. 7 00:00:17,388 --> 00:00:18,513 (door opens) 8 00:00:18,514 --> 00:00:20,765 Got here as fast as I could. 9 00:00:20,766 --> 00:00:22,975 I appreciate it, but we're okay. 10 00:00:22,976 --> 00:00:24,811 - Are we done? - OFFICER: Yeah. 11 00:00:24,812 --> 00:00:27,355 If we have any more questions, we have your information. 12 00:00:27,356 --> 00:00:28,856 Sorry for your loss. 13 00:00:28,857 --> 00:00:30,316 - GRANDMA: Thank you. - RAY: Thanks. 14 00:00:30,317 --> 00:00:31,819 What happened? 15 00:00:33,362 --> 00:00:34,570 What? 16 00:00:34,571 --> 00:00:35,947 He died of old age, right? 17 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:38,032 - What do you mean, "right"? - I mean 18 00:00:38,033 --> 00:00:41,452 he was 82, so it was his time to go. 19 00:00:41,453 --> 00:00:43,579 Yes, Rayfield, it was his time. 20 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:44,664 It was his time. 21 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:46,040 Oh, oh, absolutely. 22 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:48,334 I am so sorry, Marion. 23 00:00:48,335 --> 00:00:49,794 Anything I could do? 24 00:00:49,795 --> 00:00:51,963 Well, you could say a prayer for my Frank. 25 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,298 Of course. Did he have any family? 26 00:00:54,299 --> 00:00:55,675 I could make some calls. 27 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:58,553 No. Well, there's a little sister. 28 00:00:58,554 --> 00:00:59,804 Maybe we should call her. 29 00:00:59,805 --> 00:01:01,723 - That might be difficult. - Why? 30 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:04,392 - She's L-WOP in Chino. - (sighs) 31 00:01:04,393 --> 00:01:06,519 - L-WOP? - Life without parole. 32 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,979 How would you know that? 33 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,814 I keep telling you he's a hoodlum. 34 00:01:09,815 --> 00:01:12,692 I'm not a hoodlum. I made a mistake, I paid for it. 35 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:14,819 - I'm rehabilitated. - Hoodlum. 36 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:17,572 Oh, whatever. She still deserves to know her brother's gone. 37 00:01:17,573 --> 00:01:19,782 I'm not going to no woman's prison! 38 00:01:19,783 --> 00:01:21,909 I'm sure we can get word to her. 39 00:01:21,910 --> 00:01:25,622 Do whatever you want, just leave me out of it! 40 00:01:27,332 --> 00:01:29,000 What stage of grief is that? 41 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,918 I don't know. 42 00:01:30,919 --> 00:01:32,378 (sighs) You okay? 43 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:33,755 Not really. 44 00:01:33,756 --> 00:01:35,048 (exhales) I'm sorry, man. 45 00:01:35,049 --> 00:01:37,258 Probably triggered the necrophobia. 46 00:01:37,259 --> 00:01:38,968 - Necro what? - Necrophobia. 47 00:01:38,969 --> 00:01:40,845 Fear of dead things. I looked it up. 48 00:01:40,846 --> 00:01:42,764 Why the fuck would you look that up? 49 00:01:42,765 --> 00:01:44,432 'Cause you're my friend, my partner, 50 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:45,768 and I know you struggle with it. 51 00:01:46,935 --> 00:01:48,436 Thank you for coming over. 52 00:01:48,437 --> 00:01:50,230 Go home. 53 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:55,026 Should have looked up fear of intimacy, Ray. 54 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:57,112 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:04,703 --> 00:02:06,621 {\an8}DANNY (singing along to radio): ♪ The legend lives on ♪ 56 00:02:06,622 --> 00:02:08,039 {\an8}♪ From the Chippewa on down ♪ 57 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,582 {\an8}♪ From the big lake ♪ 58 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,086 {\an8}♪ They called Gitche Gumee ♪ 59 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:17,298 {\an8}♪ The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead ♪ 60 00:02:17,299 --> 00:02:20,760 {\an8}♪ When the skies of November turn gloomy ♪ 61 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:22,804 {\an8}- (phone ringing) - Hey. 62 00:02:22,805 --> 00:02:24,972 {\an8}- Sorry about that. - It's okay. 63 00:02:24,973 --> 00:02:26,808 {\an8}Death in the family, you get a mulligan. 64 00:02:26,809 --> 00:02:29,811 {\an8}Thank you. It's just been real freaky around here. 65 00:02:29,812 --> 00:02:32,105 {\an8}I can imagine. With the necrophobia? 66 00:02:32,106 --> 00:02:33,981 {\an8}- Would you please... - Sorry. 67 00:02:33,982 --> 00:02:35,817 {\an8}- Hey, I could use your help tomorrow. - Anything. 68 00:02:35,818 --> 00:02:37,693 {\an8}I gotta take Grandma over to our funeral home, 69 00:02:37,694 --> 00:02:39,821 {\an8}help make arrangements for Frank's, uh... 70 00:02:39,822 --> 00:02:42,073 {\an8}What you call it? Interment? 71 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,241 {\an8}I'll be there. 72 00:02:43,242 --> 00:02:45,410 {\an8}- Thank you, bro. - Be strong for her. 73 00:02:45,411 --> 00:02:47,329 {\an8}(Grandma laughing) 74 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,291 {\an8}What time you thinking? I'll give our favorite mortician 75 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:53,418 {\an8}a heads-up. 76 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:55,211 {\an8}- 9:00. - See you there. 77 00:02:55,212 --> 00:02:57,839 {\an8}What ever happened to Martin Lawrence? 78 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,715 {\an8}What? 79 00:02:58,716 --> 00:03:00,216 {\an8}Martin Lawrence. 80 00:03:00,217 --> 00:03:02,135 {\an8}You don't see him anymore. 81 00:03:02,136 --> 00:03:04,138 {\an8}(laughing) 82 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:09,684 {\an8}MARTIN LAWRENCE (on TV): Okay? I don't blame you, baby. 83 00:03:09,685 --> 00:03:12,688 {\an8}(gentle organ music playing) 84 00:03:14,732 --> 00:03:16,691 {\an8}- Oh, hey, Danny, Ray. - RAY: Yolanda, 85 00:03:16,692 --> 00:03:18,151 {\an8}this is my grandmother Marion. 86 00:03:18,152 --> 00:03:20,862 {\an8}Hello, Marion. I'm so sorry for your loss. 87 00:03:20,863 --> 00:03:23,656 Thank you. He was a great man. 88 00:03:23,657 --> 00:03:26,577 I'm sure he was. Let me tell Alan you're here. 89 00:03:27,995 --> 00:03:29,787 Hi. Yeah. Just arrived. 90 00:03:29,788 --> 00:03:31,372 He'll be right out. 91 00:03:31,373 --> 00:03:32,707 You own this place? 92 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:34,000 We got a piece. 93 00:03:34,001 --> 00:03:35,710 What's that mean, you got a piece? 94 00:03:35,711 --> 00:03:37,880 It's a hoodlum thing. 95 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:42,675 Marion, I am so sorry. 96 00:03:42,676 --> 00:03:45,553 - My deepest condolences. - Thank you. 97 00:03:45,554 --> 00:03:48,347 Now, don't you worry about a thing. 98 00:03:48,348 --> 00:03:51,225 I will personally take care of every detail, 99 00:03:51,226 --> 00:03:52,351 soup to nuts. 100 00:03:52,352 --> 00:03:54,145 I appreciate it. 101 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,398 Come. Let's go talk. 102 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,610 Right this way. 103 00:04:00,694 --> 00:04:02,529 There you go. 104 00:04:03,363 --> 00:04:05,907 Now, I don't want to rush this, but a church bus flipped over 105 00:04:05,908 --> 00:04:08,576 on the 118, and I got a lot of incoming. 106 00:04:08,577 --> 00:04:10,746 Ka-ching! 107 00:04:12,831 --> 00:04:15,584 Coffee for Danny. There you go. 108 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:19,545 Marion, are you sure I can't get you anything? 109 00:04:19,546 --> 00:04:21,672 Well, maybe some Remy. 110 00:04:21,673 --> 00:04:23,216 Done. 111 00:04:23,217 --> 00:04:25,676 Will Frank's life insurance cover all of this? 112 00:04:25,677 --> 00:04:27,053 There's a life insurance policy? 113 00:04:27,054 --> 00:04:28,346 Maybe. 114 00:04:28,347 --> 00:04:30,348 Well, I don't want you to worry about money. 115 00:04:30,349 --> 00:04:32,767 Because of Danny and Ray's generous support, 116 00:04:32,768 --> 00:04:34,977 most of the funeral will be gratis. 117 00:04:34,978 --> 00:04:36,896 All of the funeral will be gratis. 118 00:04:36,897 --> 00:04:40,149 Let me finish. All of the funeral will be gratis. 119 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:42,360 Now, did the deceased leave any instructions 120 00:04:42,361 --> 00:04:45,613 as to how he'd like to go to his eternal rest? 121 00:04:45,614 --> 00:04:47,532 Traditional burial? 122 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:49,325 We also offer cremation, 123 00:04:49,326 --> 00:04:50,952 and for the ecologically-minded, 124 00:04:50,953 --> 00:04:52,954 there are some exciting new options in composting. 125 00:04:52,955 --> 00:04:55,373 Well, Frank wanted to be buried. 126 00:04:55,374 --> 00:04:57,709 - Good choice. - But we gonna cremate him. 127 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:00,420 - Also a good choice. - You sure about that? 128 00:05:00,421 --> 00:05:03,673 I want to take him home and sprinkle his ashes 129 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:04,966 in the flower garden. 130 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,968 ALAN: Which is absolutely fine, 131 00:05:06,969 --> 00:05:08,845 but I'm obliged to tell you... (straining) 132 00:05:08,846 --> 00:05:11,139 ...that the California Department of Public Affairs 133 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:13,641 requires a permit to spread ashes 134 00:05:13,642 --> 00:05:15,727 in any public or private space. 135 00:05:15,728 --> 00:05:17,645 They gonna send the ash police to my house? 136 00:05:17,646 --> 00:05:18,980 No, of course not. 137 00:05:18,981 --> 00:05:20,481 You gonna rat me out, little man? 138 00:05:20,482 --> 00:05:21,899 No, ma'am, I'm not. 139 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,234 Well, looks like we're doing cremation. 140 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,986 - Today. - ALAN: Uh, actually, 141 00:05:24,987 --> 00:05:26,487 we won't have Frank's body until tomorrow. 142 00:05:26,488 --> 00:05:27,947 All right then, first thing. 143 00:05:27,948 --> 00:05:31,159 Grandma, you were about to marry this man. 144 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,327 You sure you don't want a funeral service, 145 00:05:33,328 --> 00:05:34,412 memoriam or nothing? 146 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:35,747 Why? It's just gonna be 147 00:05:35,748 --> 00:05:38,082 you, me and Tony Soprano here. 148 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,459 I could bring my wife and... 149 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:40,835 I want to get this over with. 150 00:05:40,836 --> 00:05:43,046 To achieve closure makes perfect sense. 151 00:05:43,047 --> 00:05:45,381 Now, show me them urns. 152 00:05:45,382 --> 00:05:47,800 Right this way. 153 00:05:47,801 --> 00:05:49,260 (Ray sighs) 154 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,304 - What's going on? - You don't want to know. 155 00:05:51,305 --> 00:05:53,974 - But there is something. - There's nothing. You hear me? Nothing! 156 00:05:55,559 --> 00:05:57,226 (insects trilling) 157 00:05:57,227 --> 00:05:59,020 GAME ANNOUNCER (on TV): Look at the patience by this team 158 00:05:59,021 --> 00:06:00,480 passing around outside the 3-point line... 159 00:06:00,481 --> 00:06:02,899 {\an8}- Who you texting? - A friend. 160 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:05,943 Ooh. Girlfriend? 161 00:06:05,944 --> 00:06:08,030 Just a friend. 162 00:06:09,406 --> 00:06:13,951 Just so you know, if things of a romantic nature 163 00:06:13,952 --> 00:06:16,287 were to happen, my phone lines are open 164 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:17,955 and operators are standing by. 165 00:06:17,956 --> 00:06:19,290 What's that mean? 166 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,708 Really? You can't infer? 167 00:06:20,709 --> 00:06:22,378 What's infer? 168 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:25,381 (phone buzzing) 169 00:06:30,344 --> 00:06:32,845 - Yeah? - RAY: What are you doing? 170 00:06:32,846 --> 00:06:35,223 Chatting with a lump of clay. What's up? 171 00:06:35,224 --> 00:06:36,933 I don't want to talk on the phone. 172 00:06:36,934 --> 00:06:38,768 All right. Where you want to talk? 173 00:06:38,769 --> 00:06:41,063 (car horn honks twice) 174 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:49,362 - (Danny exhales) - Hey. 175 00:06:49,363 --> 00:06:51,323 What's up with the cloak and dagger? 176 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:54,075 I'm pretty sure my grandmother killed Frank. 177 00:06:54,076 --> 00:06:56,536 - Yeah, very funny. - No, I'm serious. 178 00:06:56,537 --> 00:06:59,080 When I walked into his room, he was dead, 179 00:06:59,081 --> 00:07:01,291 and she was standing there holding a pillow. 180 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:04,461 - You think... - Yes, I think. 181 00:07:05,754 --> 00:07:07,755 Well, if you're gonna do it, that's how you do it. 182 00:07:07,756 --> 00:07:09,424 - What's my move? - What do you mean, what's your move? 183 00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:11,092 You have no move. She's your grandmother. 184 00:07:11,093 --> 00:07:12,593 I can't sit across from her at breakfast 185 00:07:12,594 --> 00:07:15,138 - knowing she's a murderer. - Well, nobody's perfect. 186 00:07:15,139 --> 00:07:18,182 I drove all the way over Coldwater Canyon to Sherman Oaks 187 00:07:18,183 --> 00:07:20,143 - for "no one's perfect"? - You didn't take the 405? 188 00:07:20,144 --> 00:07:21,561 No, no, it was all red in my nav. 189 00:07:21,562 --> 00:07:24,273 Ah, then Coldwater was the right call. 190 00:07:25,274 --> 00:07:26,524 Danny... 191 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:28,067 Danny, I'm going crazy. 192 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:30,528 I can't make sense of life without my grandma. 193 00:07:30,529 --> 00:07:32,280 She's the rock I've always leaned on. 194 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:33,239 No, I understand. 195 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,490 Have you said anything to her 196 00:07:34,491 --> 00:07:35,616 about your suspicions? 197 00:07:35,617 --> 00:07:36,701 No, of course not. 198 00:07:36,702 --> 00:07:37,702 Think you should? 199 00:07:37,703 --> 00:07:39,162 What, like, "Grandmother, 200 00:07:39,163 --> 00:07:40,455 "the French toast is delicious. 201 00:07:40,456 --> 00:07:41,581 Did you murder Frank?" 202 00:07:41,582 --> 00:07:43,207 Listen, I know you're joking, 203 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:45,251 but starting with a compliment is not a bad approach. 204 00:07:45,252 --> 00:07:47,336 I don't think I can do that. 205 00:07:47,337 --> 00:07:49,422 Well, then your only option is to live your life 206 00:07:49,423 --> 00:07:51,966 with the possibility that your beloved old grandma 207 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:53,301 is a cold-blooded killer. 208 00:07:53,302 --> 00:07:55,470 Denial. That's your solution? 209 00:07:55,471 --> 00:07:58,431 It's more than a solution. It's a lifestyle. 210 00:07:58,432 --> 00:08:00,308 - Thank you. - And, needless to say, 211 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:03,311 anytime you need to talk, my phone lines are open, 212 00:08:03,312 --> 00:08:05,313 and operators are standing by. 213 00:08:05,314 --> 00:08:06,689 What?! 214 00:08:06,690 --> 00:08:07,690 Come on, you get it. 215 00:08:07,691 --> 00:08:09,484 Yeah, I get it. 216 00:08:09,485 --> 00:08:11,111 Stay strong. 217 00:08:14,531 --> 00:08:16,449 That guy's old as fuck. 218 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:18,535 {\an8}(speaking Spanish) 219 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:27,001 - Did you get any of that? - Nope. 220 00:08:27,002 --> 00:08:29,546 - You speak any Spanish at all? - Not really. 221 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:34,385 Are you calling me an ignorant cow? 222 00:08:35,844 --> 00:08:37,011 I thought you didn't speak Spanish. 223 00:08:37,012 --> 00:08:38,679 I've been called that before. 224 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,723 (doorbell buzzes) 225 00:08:40,724 --> 00:08:41,724 (door lock buzzes) 226 00:08:41,725 --> 00:08:43,352 Guess I should apologize. 227 00:08:44,395 --> 00:08:45,520 But I'm not. 228 00:08:45,521 --> 00:08:47,981 Hector, I have an ice pick in my bag. 229 00:08:48,816 --> 00:08:50,526 Pray it stays there. 230 00:08:52,778 --> 00:08:55,613 New game plan. You're riding with me today. 231 00:08:55,614 --> 00:08:58,324 - What about Ray? - He's taking some personal time. 232 00:08:58,325 --> 00:08:59,158 Everything okay? 233 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:00,743 Not really. Frank died. 234 00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:02,870 - Aw. - HECTOR: Try that again. 235 00:09:02,871 --> 00:09:04,456 With some human emotion. 236 00:09:05,165 --> 00:09:06,499 Where'd the fruit basket come from? 237 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,834 Card says Costa Rica. 238 00:09:07,835 --> 00:09:09,962 - Who do we know in Costa Rica? - Nobody. 239 00:09:12,005 --> 00:09:14,674 Hey, big boy, fruit's for partners. 240 00:09:14,675 --> 00:09:16,343 Let's roll. 241 00:09:18,887 --> 00:09:19,971 Hey, Hector. 242 00:09:19,972 --> 00:09:22,015 See ya later. 243 00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:27,061 JANELLE: You're kidding. 244 00:09:27,062 --> 00:09:28,563 - That's a guest house? - RAY: Yeah. 245 00:09:28,564 --> 00:09:31,441 You have a full kitchen, all the utensils, 246 00:09:31,442 --> 00:09:33,818 bedroom for Ray Junior, bedroom for you, 247 00:09:33,819 --> 00:09:35,737 sheets and towels. 248 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,280 I was gonna rent it out, but... 249 00:09:37,281 --> 00:09:39,574 But you know... (chuckles) ...this is way better. 250 00:09:39,575 --> 00:09:42,201 And just so we're clear, we'll have our boundaries. 251 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:43,911 You'll live your life, I'll live mine, 252 00:09:43,912 --> 00:09:46,664 and we won't intermingle. 253 00:09:46,665 --> 00:09:49,292 - What if I want to intermingle? - I'm sorry? 254 00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:51,419 Let me put Ray Junior down for a nap, 255 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:54,338 after which, I will thank you as only I can. 256 00:09:54,339 --> 00:09:56,132 Oh. Okay. 257 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:59,928 I guess we can do this and still have boundaries. 258 00:10:00,262 --> 00:10:02,681 - (exclaims) - Absolutely. 259 00:10:03,682 --> 00:10:05,141 Really excited about this. 260 00:10:05,142 --> 00:10:06,934 Feels like I got called up to the show. 261 00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:09,228 Relax. It's just a parade of assholes. 262 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,272 Some of them are pretty savvy, right? 263 00:10:11,273 --> 00:10:14,275 No. Over time, they all end up losers. 264 00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:16,235 The trick is you got to bleed 'em out slow. 265 00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:19,614 Take 'em to the cleaners one shirt at a time. 266 00:10:19,615 --> 00:10:22,450 One shirt at a time. I like that. 267 00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:24,118 When I was selling weed, I was always careful 268 00:10:24,119 --> 00:10:26,496 my customers didn't have a psychotic break. 269 00:10:26,497 --> 00:10:28,456 'Cause then they're in a lockdown ward on ketamine 270 00:10:28,457 --> 00:10:30,083 and I've lost a steady stream of revenue. 271 00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:31,584 So you get it. 272 00:10:31,585 --> 00:10:33,295 (bell ringing) 273 00:10:34,588 --> 00:10:36,422 I'm gonna introduce you, but, uh, 274 00:10:36,423 --> 00:10:37,882 you got nothing to say, all right? 275 00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:39,301 S'alright. 276 00:10:40,302 --> 00:10:41,761 Señor Wences. 277 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,555 Fuck is that? 278 00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:48,351 Hey, there's my big winner. 279 00:10:48,352 --> 00:10:50,311 (clears throat) Yes, I am. 280 00:10:50,312 --> 00:10:52,814 Here to claim my spoils of war. 281 00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:53,981 I'm happy for you, pal. 282 00:10:53,982 --> 00:10:55,650 (laughs) Thank you. 283 00:10:55,651 --> 00:10:56,984 Who's this? 284 00:10:56,985 --> 00:10:58,194 That's my associate, Hector. 285 00:10:58,195 --> 00:10:59,654 Hector, this is Artie. 286 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:00,655 Hey, nice to meet you. 287 00:11:00,656 --> 00:11:02,156 You can say hello. 288 00:11:02,157 --> 00:11:04,368 - Hello. - Yeah, yeah. Hey. 289 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,411 You killed me this week. 290 00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:07,829 That's 'cause I got a new system. 291 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,163 - Oh, do tell. - ARTIE: No. 292 00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:11,040 No, no, no, it's proprietary. 293 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:13,626 Algorithms, historical trends. 294 00:11:13,627 --> 00:11:16,212 In fact, I've already said too much. 295 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:18,005 Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up. 296 00:11:18,006 --> 00:11:19,632 Yeah, a couple more weeks like this, 297 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:22,635 I get my car fixed, my daughter gets her bike back. 298 00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,679 (chuckles) It's nice of her to lend it to you. 299 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,680 Yeah, well. 300 00:11:25,681 --> 00:11:27,682 She loves her daddy. 301 00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:30,685 There's nothing her mother can do about that. 302 00:11:30,686 --> 00:11:33,146 All right. You be good. 303 00:11:33,147 --> 00:11:35,774 - Yeah, back at ya. - (bell ringing) 304 00:11:38,402 --> 00:11:39,944 What are you doing? 305 00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:41,404 That was really sad. 306 00:11:41,405 --> 00:11:43,281 Dude, you got to toughen up. 307 00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:44,742 (crying): It's his daughter's bike. 308 00:11:45,743 --> 00:11:47,201 (bell ringing) 309 00:11:47,202 --> 00:11:48,828 No, I haven't talked to her yet. 310 00:11:48,829 --> 00:11:50,204 Well, what are you waiting for? 311 00:11:50,205 --> 00:11:52,040 It doesn't seem like the right time. 312 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:54,543 GRANDMA: One, two, three, go! 313 00:11:55,711 --> 00:11:58,212 We had a pretty big winner last month with the scratchers. 314 00:11:58,213 --> 00:12:00,214 Congratulations. When's the right time? 315 00:12:00,215 --> 00:12:01,966 - You want one? - Hang on. 316 00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:04,052 Guy, I don't gamble. Just this. 317 00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:06,804 Sorry. One way or another, you got to put this behind you. 318 00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:07,930 Get some closure. 319 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:09,182 It's... it's just, 320 00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:10,558 what if she says yes? 321 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:12,310 - What if she took him out? - GRANDMA: Oh-oh. 322 00:12:12,311 --> 00:12:13,728 Then you put your arms around her, 323 00:12:13,729 --> 00:12:15,480 you tell her you love her no matter what. 324 00:12:15,481 --> 00:12:16,689 Then, make a mental note never ever to piss her off. 325 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:18,066 Very funny. 326 00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,942 - I wasn't joking. - I got to go. 327 00:12:19,943 --> 00:12:21,194 Make sure you lock your bedroom door tonight. 328 00:12:21,195 --> 00:12:22,570 Oh, fuck you. 329 00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:24,615 She may be on a killing spree. 330 00:12:25,449 --> 00:12:28,076 - Everything okay? - Yeah. It's just Danny. 331 00:12:28,077 --> 00:12:29,660 I'm sorry, but I do not like that man. 332 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,704 (chuckles) A lot of people feel that way. 333 00:12:31,705 --> 00:12:34,749 - GRANDMA: Go! Yes. - JANELLE: What's Ray Junior up to? 334 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,920 Grandma's letting him sprinkle fertilizer on the flowers. 335 00:12:38,921 --> 00:12:41,590 - Aw. - Uh-huh. 336 00:12:42,466 --> 00:12:43,758 HECTOR: What's this? 337 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:45,259 If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. 338 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:46,511 ♪ Bus ♪ 339 00:12:46,512 --> 00:12:48,638 ♪ The Double Dutch bus. ♪ 340 00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:50,224 (engine shuts off) 341 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,354 - Thought we agreed on 1:00. - Could not be helped. 342 00:12:56,355 --> 00:12:57,730 Man, we had two Bernedoodles 343 00:12:57,731 --> 00:12:59,315 that rolled themselves in horse shit. 344 00:12:59,316 --> 00:13:00,942 Had to shave the dumb fuckers. 345 00:13:00,943 --> 00:13:02,443 Bit me on my tit, man. 346 00:13:02,444 --> 00:13:04,612 Want me to kiss it and make it better? 347 00:13:04,613 --> 00:13:06,989 - You wish. - Who are you? 348 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:08,241 This is my associate, Hector. 349 00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:09,951 Hector, say hola to Mad Maxine 350 00:13:09,952 --> 00:13:10,952 and Big Bad Betty. 351 00:13:10,953 --> 00:13:12,454 Hola. 352 00:13:15,374 --> 00:13:17,750 - I could sit on this face. - Mm. You want to? 353 00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:20,461 We got nothing till the Levine's chow chow. 354 00:13:20,462 --> 00:13:22,463 What do you say? You want to party? 355 00:13:22,464 --> 00:13:25,633 I mean, we could throw down hard and hose you off in the van. 356 00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:27,677 (weak chuckle) That's very kind. 357 00:13:27,678 --> 00:13:30,096 Danny, can you spare him for a few hours? 358 00:13:30,097 --> 00:13:31,097 DANNY: He's yours. 359 00:13:31,098 --> 00:13:32,306 Compliments of the house. 360 00:13:32,307 --> 00:13:34,058 (laughs nervously) 361 00:13:34,059 --> 00:13:35,309 You're joking, right? 362 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:37,938 Do we look like we're joking? 363 00:13:38,939 --> 00:13:40,398 No. Not currently. Danny? 364 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:42,483 - What? - Say something. 365 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:43,776 I want him back in one piece. 366 00:13:43,777 --> 00:13:45,194 We'll do our best. 367 00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:46,780 Hop in. 368 00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:49,657 (laughing) 369 00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:52,160 Don't worry, I got him chipped. 370 00:13:52,161 --> 00:13:54,329 (laughing) 371 00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:58,875 Hey, how's it going? 372 00:13:58,876 --> 00:14:00,501 GRANDMA: Okay. 373 00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:02,879 Looks like you're taking a liking to Janelle and Ray Jr. 374 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,380 I am. 375 00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:06,049 She's a good momma 376 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:09,761 and that little boy is just a spoonful of sugar. 377 00:14:09,762 --> 00:14:11,054 I'm glad. 378 00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:13,181 You know, I thought this house was gonna be 379 00:14:13,182 --> 00:14:14,849 me and Frank's love nest. 380 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,727 But I'm starting to see what it was really meant for. 381 00:14:17,728 --> 00:14:18,728 And what's that? 382 00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:20,063 A warm, safe place 383 00:14:20,064 --> 00:14:21,397 for all my great-grandchildren. 384 00:14:21,398 --> 00:14:23,316 - All of 'em? - Yeah. 385 00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:25,359 Why? How many are there? 386 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,653 Uh... three, I think. 387 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:29,197 Got more than enough space. 388 00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:31,699 You want three baby mamas in this house? 389 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:35,745 Why not? You're a graduate of Brigham Young in Provo, Utah. 390 00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:38,247 They didn't teach you how to manage a house full of wives? 391 00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:40,417 Must have skipped that class. 392 00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:42,836 Listen. 393 00:14:45,756 --> 00:14:48,300 There's something else we need to talk about. 394 00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:50,259 Go ahead. 395 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,137 It's about Frank. 396 00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:55,556 - What about him? - He was making progress, 397 00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:58,393 getting stronger every day and... 398 00:14:58,394 --> 00:14:59,895 he just suddenly dies? 399 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:02,563 - You asking me a question? - No. No, no. 400 00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:05,566 Look, I'm just confused. 401 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:08,361 - About? - About how I walked into his room 402 00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:10,823 and... you were holding a pillow? 403 00:15:11,782 --> 00:15:14,033 - You think I killed him? - And then, 404 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:16,744 you couldn't get him cremated fast enough. 405 00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:18,538 You think I killed the man I love? 406 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,873 The man I waited 42 years for? 407 00:15:20,874 --> 00:15:22,375 No, I didn't say that. 408 00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:24,420 Well, then, who's saying it? 409 00:15:25,587 --> 00:15:27,840 - (phone buzzing) - (game playing on TV) 410 00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:34,387 - Yeah. - GRANDMA (over phone): Fuck you, Danny Calamari! 411 00:15:34,388 --> 00:15:36,014 Fuck? 412 00:15:49,778 --> 00:15:51,863 - Yeah? - Who are you? 413 00:15:51,864 --> 00:15:54,824 - Who are you? - I work with Ray. 414 00:15:54,825 --> 00:15:56,200 I made some baked ziti for his grandma. 415 00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:57,618 Baked ziti. 416 00:15:57,619 --> 00:15:59,620 Why don't you go run and get Ray for me? 417 00:15:59,621 --> 00:16:02,958 Why is my ho sense tingling? 418 00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,376 Are you calling me a ho? 419 00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:07,253 The tingle don't lie. 420 00:16:07,254 --> 00:16:09,465 - Okay, just get out of... - (shouts) 421 00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:12,800 (gasping) 422 00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:14,928 (both groaning) 423 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,098 Fuck you. 424 00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:20,391 What the... 425 00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,769 Whoa, whoa! Everybody calm down! 426 00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:24,479 - (Lorraine yells indistinctly) - Let's all calm the fuck down! 427 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,105 - You fucking this ho? - What? 428 00:16:26,106 --> 00:16:27,273 Ow! 429 00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:29,150 You moved this cunt in? 430 00:16:29,151 --> 00:16:30,526 (groans) 431 00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:33,030 - You're dead! - (grunting) 432 00:16:33,822 --> 00:16:35,824 Motherfucker. Son of a bitch! 433 00:16:38,452 --> 00:16:40,328 Hey, motherfucker! 434 00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:42,038 You motherfucker! 435 00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:43,122 Stop it! 436 00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:44,415 JANELLE: Oh, fuck, 437 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:46,751 you son of a... son of a bitch! 438 00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:48,837 {\an8}♪ ♪ 439 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,678 {\an8}♪ J'aime ♪ 440 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:05,437 {\an8}♪ J'aime ♪ 441 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,369 {\an8}♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪ 442 00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:22,704 {\an8}- ♪ J'aime ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 443 00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:24,372 {\an8}♪ La-da-da-da ♪ 444 00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:31,880 ♪ I'll see you tomorrow in Havana... ♪